Taka Kato loses magic touch, retires

Taka Kato
Taka Kato

Remember Taka Kato? We had met him last February, as the endorser of one the most demented Japanese sex toys ever: he’s probably the biggest expert worldwide in the complex field of squirting, or female ejaculation. Thanks to his unique manual technique – which earned him the nickname of ‘goldfinger’ – the 54-years old performer starred in over ten thousand porn videos, bringing over 8,000 women to spray their satisfaction like fountains on camera.

Kato shocked his (mostly female) fans announcing that this coming year’s eve he will retire due to «loss of dexterity». For a few years now, it seems, some of his co-stars have been complaining about experiencing pain while being manipulated – probably a side effect of the rigid position he keeps his fingers in while masturbating his partners, combined with especially intense repetitive joint stress.
The actor, who insiders calculate has earned over about six million dollars thanks to his unique talent, will continue working on side businesses like books, adult clubs and model agencing. «I prefer to retire when I’m at the top of my game, not fizzling out like Chocoball Mukai did three years ago» said Kato – Mukai being another former adult superstar now endorsing high tech masturbation machines.

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