HANDS OFF!

How to keep the family jewels safe and live happy. Well… tense but happy.

Surprise, surprise: what’s the best selling item on MyRealities, the infamous online shop for S/m tools, specializing in any conceivable kind of whip? If you answered “a whip” you’re very off the mark – just like the shop owners, after all, who weren’t ready for this unexpected success. The most requested item is the CB-2000, a small plastic cage of sort used to lock away a slave’s penis to prevent both stimulation and erection.

The CB-2000 (the name stands for “chastity belt”) is composed of two parts: a ring to be closed around the genitals’ root, behind the ballsack, and the cage itself – which gets joined to the ring via three distancing rods. One of those has a hole through which a lock goes. Locking it, the penis remains safely away from any manipulation.

For the more cruel Mistresses (and the most rebellious slaves) you can also add an element called Points of Intrigue, to menace the upper part of the genitals with a set of points ready to bite in case of erection or escape attempts. Escape which is impossible anyway without cutting with a modelling saw through the rods cast in poycarbonate, which “accidentally” is among the strongest plastic types in the world.

If by now you’re thinking what could happen in case of catastrophic emergencies, rest assured that the CB-2000 designers had a thought for anxiety-prone people like you. The package comes with a set of plastic locks, that can be opened with a simple scissor. The point being that an uncounterfaitable numeric code is carved on the surface of each lock, so that the Mistress would immediately detect an unwarranted escape and subsequent exchange of locks.

Devillish, ain’t it? Yet this is nothing compared to the care that went in the design of this item, guaranteed fit to be worn continually even for many months stretches. The Nevada-based inventors did everything they could to allow an accurate hygiene and the chance to urinate without problems… the one thing you can’t do while wearing it is to abandon yourself to pleasure. Mistresses 1, slaves 0 – ball (arguably swollen and tender) set for the next action.

“But that won’t fit my size!”
Looking a CB-2000 upclose is somewhat scary. Even if it is sold in a charming variety of colours (clear, smoke and pink), its small size make it quite menacing. The manufacturers explain that the reason is just to make the implement invisible under ordinary clothes – and the Mistresses remark that the more restrictive it is, the better.
In fact the CB-2000 is uncospicuous even with jeans, but several slaves have pointed out that the cage was really too small for their anatomies, especially if worn for more than a couple of days.

So, there you are. On the manufacturer's catalog have arrived also “The Curve” (for real studs) and the CB-3000, a medium size item which is clearer and more elegant than the first model. And to complement them, among the accessories for the Mistresses they can also find chains to hang their keys around their neck and T-Shirts screaming “Keyholder!”. If you forget American-style bad taste, we can settle it on a 2-0 and drop the match there.

These toys, we said, didn’t become best sellers by accident. The merit is in their quality and in their being the first ever to really work. In the past we saw many thingamajigs to lock male genitals away, but they usually were inefficient or anti-hygienic, or impossible to wear for longer spells. Those which solved all three problems were metal anyway, so they set metal detectors and alarm systems off… sorta unconfortable, especially in the post-Twin Towers hysteria.
And looking past practical matters, it’s easy to guess their psychological charm: such a prison guarantees an unprecedented intensity in the Dom/sub relationship. Lastly, as any teenager knows well, there’s nothing like chastity to make any male perfectly willing to serve a girl.

Otherwise…

The CB-2000 and its variants aren’t however the only possibility on the market to keep at bay those too-exhuberant genitals. According to Altairboy, an American chastity belts and items expert, there are at least two good alternatives. The former is the Kali Teeth Bracelet, a metal band sporting many spikes on the inside and closed with a lock.

Any attempt to move it and any erection into it cause hellish pains, erasing any rebellious idea from the slave’s mind, and the unassuming size make it perfect to be worn under clothes. The only problem (apart from the need for the utmost hygiene to prevent infections): the dominatrix club which built it closed down, so if you want one you have to manufacture it yourself.

The other possibility are “Lori’s Tubes”, which are customized metal instruments built individually and reserved to the real chastity lovers. In fact these items, available online, are locked via glans piercings and are “suggested for permanent use”. Their most remarkable aspect is to allow – by using an external latex sheath – comfortable sexual intercourse between Mistress and slave… with the latter unable to feel anything at all! (And here the Mistresses’ team is celebrating, and the referee declares the game over for the other team desperately fleeing the arena)

There are of course dozens of other variations, but judging from the reviews collected by Altairboy on his web page they’re not worth the trouble.
Now it would be interesting to talk about female chastity belts also, which I personally find much less immoral than the above-mentioned abominations, but we’re out of space. Should you be interested, you just have to ask.

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